[] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[] I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
[] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
[] I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
[] I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[x] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a Bitch/Bastard.
[X] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[x] I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down yo